THAT BUMP IN THE NIGHT

 

A few years ago around bedtime our security alarm went BEEEP.

 

I got the AR-15 with attached light just in case the electricity failed, but I left the interior lights on.  I briefly considered venturing outside but then thought....

 

Whatever-whomever's out there will see me back lighted and they'll be in darkness, Maglight or not.

 

So we called 911.  

 

I swear, in two minutes the PD had a helicopter overhead, scanning with its searchlight.  The gal at Dispatch was marvelous—calm, focused, even a bit funny.

 

Air One reported nothing visible.

 

Dispatch said two officers would arrive shortly.  I asked for a name.  She provided one.  (Separate story, see below.)

Doorbell rang and I played Whodat thru the door.

 

"Officer Stimpson."

 

Correctomundo.

 

We checked the perimeter (I being unarmed then) and found nothing.  Opened the electrical panel and...

 

A magnet had failed, allowing the alarm circuit to close.  Hence the BEEEP.

 

All was cool. 

 

Separate Story:

 

I asked where Officer Stimpson was from, and he said Utah.  I said dog-gone one of my best Navy ace friends was a Stimpson from Utah.  No relation that we could discern.  

 

Semi-semi related: Charlie Stimpson (16 kills) sported a Victory Model .38 with imitation bone grips.  Somewhere I may have a color pic.  One of his squadron mates (semi-POW of the Vichy French in Saigon) said he preferred the .38 and I asked why.  He said, "Have you ever carried a .45 all day?"  I confessed that yes, I have, but didn't go into details.

 

Anyway…

 

I take the threat of home invasion seriously.  One of my cherished friends—a two-war Marine Corps veteran--was murdered by a teenage POS who broke in late one night, demanding car keys.  The deputy who called to inform me said that the “suspect” was from a logging family with criminal backgrounds.  That came as no surprise—I’ve dealt with the type.

 

The murderer was tried and sentenced to death but then Oregon’s POS leftist governor suspended all death sentences for the remainder of his term.  (That governor later resigned in what passes for “disgrace” among Democrats.  The next Demogovernor commuted all death sentences to life.)

 

The trend continues.  Just this week during a crowded public safety meeting in Encino, California, police responded to two nearby residential break-ins.  The meeting was spurred by increased home invasions, notably the double murder of TV personalities this month.

 

A philosophical aside:

 

There are two kinds of people: grass eaters and meat eaters.

Or…there are copers and non-copers.

 

Both varieties are easily found on internet forums, usually preceded by libs who whine (and I’m quoting here) “Why don’t gun owners leave the house during a burglary?  Are their possessions more important than a life?”

 

Well, snowflake, consider this:

 

How much value does a criminal who invades your home place on his life?

 

Never thought of that did you?

 

No, of course not.

 

Yet  frequently the bleat arises again: “Why doesn’t somebody do something?”

 

Well, why don’t you do something like getting a gun and learning how to use it?

 

During the LA riots in 1992, some well-known entertainers sidled up to film writer-director and NRA board member John Milius (Dirty Harry, Conan, Apocalypse Now, Wind and the Lion, etc.) asking to borrow one of his firearms.  Reputedly he replied, “They’re all being used.

 

Moral: get your own.  And learn how to use them.

 

So…back to the bump in the night.

 

I’m excerpting a couple of passages from a former California police professional, previously one of my editors:

 

“For my pistols, if I need a light, I just turn it on and leave it on. I also turn on all the lights in the house, outside lights, everything. No need to be sneaky because I'll be yelling to get out of my house or my dogs and I are going to kill you!

 

“Dry firing? Turn the light on and aim things at the target and dry fire. At the range? Do the same thing. If you haven't done it much, with some loads, the smoke really shows up in the light and messes things up. Best to see that in person before you do it for real!

 

“My fighting guns are all iron sights. But two lights on the rifle, a light on each pistol.  The AR is a flat top, pencil barrel, old school fixed GI buttstock (I've had the collapsible ones collapse). 

 

I always also have two lights in my pockets. I've been in the dark before! I once started a felony hot stop with my early Streamlight. It died. Then I went to my backup light I had on my gunbelt. It died. Then I finally ended it using a small pocket light I had. 

 

“And I can speak from personal experience, when I pulled my gun on bad guys, my eyes were on the bad guy, not on the sights. Yes, I was indexing the gun, looking over the sights, but there would have been zero time to "transition to irons" if needed. It's silly stuff touted by people who don't know the real world. I agree, they're dandy for competition.

 

“But just that.”

Turning Point: Midway or Guadalcanal?

 

 World War II historians frequently discuss (alright, argue) which 1942 battle was The Turning Point in the Pacific War.  It’s a subject that naturally arises every June, and this year is the 83^rd anniversary of Midway, leading to Guadalcanal in August.

 

There are reasons for supporting either candidate as the turning point, although the subject is a duality.  The mutual relationship between Midway and Guadalcanal needs to be recognized and analyzed.  In either instance, the same players emerge as vital.

 

In the months after Pearl Harbor, we could not have prosecuted the war against Imperial Japan without two players:

 

The Douglas SBD Dauntless scout-bomber

And

USS Enterprise (CV-6).

 

Both were indispensable, and both were elements of the binary leading to victory.

 

Full disclosure:

 

I am an SBD evangelist.  It was the subject of my first book (The Dauntless Dive Bomber in WW II, Naval Institute 1976); an Osprey “Combat Aircraft” volume; and a novel (Dauntless: A Novel of Midway and Guadalcanal, Bantam 1992.)  The process began in 1972 when my father obtained the world’s only flying Dauntless (actually an Army A-24B) which we restored as an SBD-5.  By 1974 I logged about eight happy hours in the gunner’s seat—absolutely the best kind of historical research.

 

Before and after, my history circle included a stellar cast of SBD pilots, beginning with Rear Admiral Jig Dog Ramage at NAS Whidbey Island in 1967.  He led Enterprise’s Bombing Squadron 10 at the Philippine Sea battle, becoming a cherished friend.  Other SBD alumni included Rear Admiral Max Leslie and Captain Stanley “Swede” Vejtasa of Yorktown (CV-5) plus Lieutenant Commander Richard H. Best, Rear Admiral Martin “Red” Carmody, Commander Robert D. Gibson, and Vice Admiral William I. Martin, all of Enterprise.

 

Several years ago I wrote a Naval History article titled “The Plane that Won the War.”  I laid out the case (irrefutable, I might add) that without the Dauntless, the U.S. Navy would have lost the war in 1942.  The only option was the obsolete Vought SB2U Vindicator—merely 260 were built--and its only combat was land-based at Midway where it sustained severe losses without inflicting damage. 

 

At Coral Sea, Midway and Guadalcanal SBDs sank in whole or in part six Japanese carriers, all in a six-month period.  Torpedo bombers only contributed to destruction of two of those ships.

 

The next-generation dive bomber was Curtiss’ trouble-plagued SB2C Helldiver, which did enter combat until November 1943.  And the Helldiver did not fully replace carrier-based Dauntlesses until after the 1944 Marianas battle.  That was another June milepost for the SBD, cementing its record as the only U.S. carrier aircraft engaged in the first five carrier clashes.

 

So: which was the turning point?  Midway or Guadalcanal?

 

My friend and colleague Richard B. Frank laid out a solid case in his definitive 800-page study, Guadalcanal (Random House, 1990).  He cites a Japanese naval historian who said, “There were many famous battles…but we only talked about two: Midway and Guadalcanal.”

 

In fairness, we should acknowledge the linkage between the Coral Sea battle of early May 1942 and Midway four weeks later.  In the world’s first aircraft carrier engagement, both sides lost a flattop, and Japan’s thrust toward Port Morseby, New Guinea, was deterred.  Two imperial carriers were removed from the potential Midway lineup, and USS Yorktown (CV-5) was hastily repaired to sortie in time for her fateful rendezvous.

 

Midway was Japan’s last strategic offensive, a crucial U.S. victory that ended Japan’s momentum.  The Imperial Navy never mounted another major operation except in response to U.S. and Allied initiatives, notably in the Solomons, Marianas, and Philippines. 

 

But what if Japan had won at Midway?  What would that mean?

 

Most histories focus on Japan’s loss of four carriers at Midway, which certainly blunted Japan’s offensive potential.  However, at the sanguinary Battle of Santa Cruz north of the Solomons in October, the Imperial Navy lost more aircrew than at Midway. 

 

Seizing Midway Atoll would have posed immense problems for Tokyo.  Sustaining a remote garrison 1,100 miles from Oahu looks like Mission Impossible, given the distances involved and strained logistics support.  Meanwhile, the geo-strategic clock was ticking as American industry spooled up, producing the next generation of ships, aircraft, and personnel that began arriving in 1943.

 

Midway was a four-day battle (at most) versus a sapping, sanguinary six-month campaign at Guadalcanal.  The scales of engagement bear no similarity, but the raw numbers make a poor comparison.  What counts more is the strategic effect: an end to Japanese victories at Midway and America’s first offensive of the war at Guadalcanal.  But without Midway, Guadalcanal lacks impetus.

 

The difference between Admiral Chester Nimitz’s spectacular win at Midway and loss of that battle was measured downstream.  Additional months of relentless, grinding Pacific warfare meant tens of thousands of additional U.S. and Allied casualties.

 

Meanwhile, American retention of Midway was not a direct factor in launching Operation Watchtower in the Solomons that August.  But loss of two or more carriers at Midway definitely would have affected Nimitz’s ability to support the Guadalcanal landings.

 

However, here’s the short version: without the “incredible victory” at Midway, America still would have deployed atomic bombs, and the U.S. Pacific Fleet still would have dropped anchor in Tokyo Bay, certainly in 1946. 

 

Reverting to my Dauntless devotion, sometimes I still re-read Edward P. Stafford’s marvelous The Big E prose describing the SBDs rolling into their 70-degree dives over Admiral Nagumo’s carriers on the morning of June 4:

 

“In a dive bomber’s dream of perfection, the clean blue Dauntlesses—with their perforated dive flaps open at the trailing edges of their wings and their big bombs tucked tight and pointing home—the pilots straining forward, rudder-feet and stick-hands light and delicate, getting it just right as the yellow decks came up, left hands that would reach down and forward to release now resting on the cockpit edge, gunners lying on their backs behind the cocked twin barrels searching for the fighters that did not come—carved a moment out of eternity for man to remember forever.”

GUNS IN SCHOOLS--AGAIN

 Northeastern Oregon c. 1905-1910.

First day of class in the one-room school, a male teacher appeared.  Most unusual.  He wore a three-piece suit, prompting some youthful rowdies to anticipate a fun year.

Without saying anything, the educator walked to the blackboard, drew a three-inch circle in chalk, and paced to the back of the room.  He produced a derringer from his vest, took aim, and placed both rounds inside the circle.  Without comment he reloaded, returned the gat to his pocket, and took his place up front.

“Good morning, class.  I am Mr. Smith (?).  Shall we begin?”

Yes indeed.  Especially effective when Recess often involved horse races and shooting matches.

Fast-forward five or six decades, same locale.  My 120-student high school’s parking lot featured pickups with gun racks in the rear windows, showing rifles and/or shotguns.  

Also, I recall that Friday afternoon before deer season was an excused absence, though maybe just for seniors.  There was never (ever) a Gun Problem.

But I’ll add a semi-related sidebar:

One year the Girls League unknowingly scheduled The Dance for opening of deer season.

Some boyfriends were disappointed.

so...

Next year Girls League made a significant change...

And hit opening weekend of elk season!

Bird seasons—notably pheasant—posed no conflicts since ample daylight remained after school let out.

So how to explain the difference between Then and Now?

What’s missing from the equations is culture.  Or what passes for culture.

Typically U.S. school shootings are perpetrated by “troubled youths” with mental issues and poor parenting, sometimes aggravated by drug use.  Add frequent gang connections, and we’re faced with a toxic brew.  

Not directly related to school shootings, but still instructive: in the 1980s the NRA developed the “Eddie Eagle” program, a simple process to reduce children’s risks around firearms.

“Stop!  Leave the area! “Tell an adult!”

Predictably, the liberal establishment denounced the concept as “a lobbying tool.”  By that warped logic, driver’s education could be criticized as a way to advertise automobiles.

We have sex education, but in recent years it’s frequently slanted toward “gender” advocacies, often over parental objections.  The double standard hardly could be clearer.

None of the foregoing should surprise anyone.  Historically, National Education Association political donations are 80 to 95 percent for Democrats.

NEA critics have noted that “educators” appear far less concerned with protecting students than with advancing an anti-gun political agenda.  A journalism adage long has stated, “If it bleeds, it leads.”  That’s certainly true with crime reporting.

Over There

In foreign nations, the record of school shootings varies widely.

Wikipedia’s only entry on Israel school shootings occurred in 1956, when six civilians were killed before residents could arm themselves.  Other sources cite six incidents without specifics.  At any rate, the incidence over so long a period is almost zero.

Meanwhile, apparently there has never been a school shooting in Switzerland, where military arms commonly are held.  Sixteen-year-old students compete with adults in rifle matches, and tourists remark on youngsters biking with rifles slung over their shoulders.

Yet in Europe, socialists delight in splitting statistical hairs:

“Compared to the U.S., Israel has only had half a dozen attacks on its schools. Therefore, the claim that there are no shootings isn’t exactly true.”

https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2022/06/09/misleading-post-claims-there-are-no-shootings-in-israel-despite-teens-with-guns

In Russia in 2004, 330 people were killed in a two-day school attack by thirty-two Chechen-linked terrorists.  All but one of the killers was slain.  Seven years later Russian courts blamed authorities, police and the military for poor security, also citing irresponsible methods by responders who used explosives and flame throwers.

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Those opposed to defending schools reflexively dismiss the NRA mantra, “The way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.”

That liberal argument clearly is disingenuous BECAUSE TEACHERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CARRY FIREARMS.

Furthermore, few schools have credible security, and the police response record is miserable.

Columbine High, Colorado, 1999.  Two “troubled youths” went on a killing spree and ignored the cops gathered outside, pointing guns at the building.  Thirteen victims were killed before the murders suicided.  Subsequently a SWAT commander admitted on live TV that he delayed entry because of concerns about friendly fire.

Parents sued the sheriff’s office and school district but lost on basis of government immunity.  (In other words, zero accountability.) Subsequently survivors successfully sued the killers’ parents.

Uvalde, Texas, 2022.  A teenaged sociopath shot nearly 40 people before police killed him almost 90 minutes after the slaughter began.  The state’s investigation cited “systemic failures and egregiously poor decision making,” adding that police “failed to adhere to their active shooter training.”

The obvious (?) way to reduce school shootings—and the number of casualties—is to maintain security personnel on campus.  But “school resource officers” (perish-forbid they should be called “armed guards”) are not always available, or affordable.

What to do?

Well, I’m glad you asked.  Because here’s the answer:

Armed teachers.  Or administrators.  Or janitors.

The advantages should be obvious.  School staffers are present all day, every day, at no extra cost.  One may not be enough, depending on school size, so consider two or more in overlapping schedules.

That’s assuming, of course, that enough teachers are willing to enroll in a program.  If not, then antigun educators can try hiding or fleeing until men with guns arrive to solve the problem.  

Armed teachers should pass a minimal training course, however defined.  It would have more to do with awareness and decision-making than purely shooting because usually the marksmanship problem is minimal.  Proficiency with the relevant handgun should be demonstrated at least twice a year, if only for liability purposes.

What sidearm to use?  It doesn’t matter a lot.  A five- or six-shot revolver is adequate, even without extra ammunition.  Or carry the ammo separately from the gun, perhaps in a speed loader.  That could be advantageous in some cases, lest students or assailants wrestle the gun away from the teacher.  If that occurred, the fewer rounds available could be better.

For semiautomatics, one magazine (perhaps downloaded for the above reason) would suffice.  Moreover, a semi has the additional advantage of carrying ammunition separately from the pistol, which can be loaded in less than five seconds.

Then there’s The Oops Factor.  Inevitably, some school guns will be misplaced.  

Here’s a partial list:

https://www.campussafetymagazine.com/news/police-and-security-officers-keep-leaving-their-guns-in-school-bathrooms/133499/

In 2016 an FBI truck in was robbed of guns and ammunition in Washington, D.C.  This year in San Francisco the FBI lost a van full of gear including hand grenades and ballistic vests.

In 2019 a Capitol Police lieutenant left his pistol in a restroom stall without consequences.  Two years later he murdered unarmed January 6 protestor Ashley Babbitt—without consequences. 

When guardians neglect to secure their guns, carrying ammunition separately should eliminate fatal consequences if the weapons are discovered and seized by assorted miscreants.

In short: there are options for arming teachers and/or staff that can—and should—override political agendas.  If in fact “It’s for the children.”